Royals, by Hans (of the Southern Isles)

I got to thinking… the song Royals (by Lorde) is quite catchy… and I feel like it is a song that Hans, the antagonist from Frozen, could easily sing.  So, I reworked the lyrics a little bit, and here it is.

If you feel adventurous, record yourself singing this, post it to YouTube, and leave a link in the comments!!!

I’ve never seen a snow queen in the flesh
I cut my teeth on future wives at coronations.
And I’m not proud of my address,
In the Southern Isles, no postcode envy

But every song’s like “sandwiches”, grey geese, dancin’ in the moonlight
Open doors, ball gowns, everything’s out of sight,
Let it go, we’re driving golden sleighs in our dreams.
But everybody’s like chocolate fondue, diamonds on your timepiece.
Big ships, islands, reindeer on a gold leash.
I don’t care, I’m not caught up in your love affair

And I’ll never be a royal (royal).
It don’t run in my blood,
I’ve got a dozen older bros.
And too many different foes.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me King Bee
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

The Duke and I – we’ve cracked the code.
We count our dollars on the boat to the party.
And everyone knows us knows that we’re fine with this,
We don’t come from money.

But every song’s like “sandwiches”, grey geese, dancin’ in the moonlight
Open doors, ball gowns, everything’s out of sight,
Let it go, we’re driving golden sleighs in our dreams.
But everybody’s like chocolate fondue, diamonds on your timepiece.
Big ships, islands, reindeer on a gold leash.
I don’t care, I’m not caught up in your love affair

And I’ll never be a royal (royal).
It don’t run in my blood,
I’ve got a dozen older bros.
And too many different foes.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me King Bee
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

Ooh ooh oh
I’ll give you an engagement ring,
‘Cause I’m in love with being king.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without a care
I’m not caught up in your love affair.

And I’ll never be a royal (royal).
It don’t run in my blood,
I’ve got a dozen older bros.
And too many different foes.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me King Bee
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

Enjoy!

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