The Magic, the Memories, the Maelstrom


Maelstrom, a high-seas Norwegian adventure, left this world at aged 26.  Maelstrom resided in the Norway pavilion at Epcot’s World Showcase.  Last rides occurred on October 5th, 2014, less than three weeks after the announcement that Maelstrom would not be with us much longer.  The cause of death, it seems, was myocardial geladum (beware the Frozen heart).   “You are not the first to pass this way, but you may have been the last”


Born on July 5th, 1988, in Epcot Center as SeaVenture, Maelstrom was a 4 minute, 27 second boat voyage through the mythological history of Norway.  In its 26 years with us, Maelstrom was beloved by millions around the world, and brought joy to both the young and the young at heart.  Maelstrom was married for over two decades to a film highlighting Norway’s adventurous attractions, including skiing and hiking, as well as intrinsic icons like Kjerag mountain and oil rigs, which also passed on October 5th.

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It will be outlived by Dὃkkálfar and Ljósálfar, who continue to live in the hearts of the Norwegian people, and also by a gift shop, which will most likely have new additions, but will hopefully continue to sell the Essence of Norway (Geir).  Maelstrom was predeceased by its close friend and neighbor, El Rio del Tiempo, (1982-2007), the Wonders of Life pavilion (1989-2007), and Journey into Imagination (1982-1998) among other friends.


Services will be normal Epcot park hours, 11am-9pm unless otherwise noted.  Memorial donations can be made out to the Norse Federation.  As always, “the spirit of Norway will always be adventure.”

Please leave memories in the comments section below.

RIP Maelstrom

If you’re a part of the Disney online community, you probably heard rumors a few months ago that Maelstrom, the boat ride in Epcot’s Norway pavilion, might be getting a Frozen overhaul.  Two days ago, the Disney Company officially announced that Maelstrom will be closing, and that a Frozen attraction will open in early 2016.


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(interior of Maelstrom from Yesterland)

While there are still a lot of unanswered questions, it appears that Maelstrom’s last day will be October 5th, 2014 (only twenty-three days after their announcement).  On October 6th, the Norway pavilion itself will remain open, but the ride portion of the area will be closed.  Guests with Fastpass+ reservations to Maelstrom after that date will be able to choose something else.

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(picture found on the Disney Parks Blog)

From Disney fans I’ve talked to online, it sounds like people are excited about a Frozen attraction, but don’t think that the Norway pavilion in Epcot’s World Showcase is the right place for it.  There are many questions floating around – will the new ride use the same path? What will happen to the Norway giftshop? (if someone wants to buy me a $600 Norwegian sweater, I’m okay with that)  How will a Frozen attraction effect the rest of the Norway pavilion?

How do you feel about the closing of Maelstrom and the opening of a Frozen attraction?  Does it take away from World Showcase’s educational and cultural history?  Are you excited that the Disney Company is trying to bring new, younger people into Epcot by mixing modern movies into the park?   Please leave comments below!

Guardians of the Galaxy, a spoiler-free review


Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy came out tonight, and I decided to go see it with my brother.  Part Star Wars, part Firefly, part comedy, part western, this movie had a little bit of everything in it.

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Starring Chris Pratt as Peter Quill, a ‘ravager’ or scavenger known as Star-Lord, Zoe Saldana as Gamora, a warrior princess, David Bautista as Drax, a revenge driven character, and the voices of Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon and Vin Diesel as Groot, two bounty hunters, Guardians of the Galaxy had a lot of build up in the online community before it came out.  And rightfully so.  The movie not only met my expectations, it surpassed them.  The visuals in this film were incredibly well done, the characters meshed well together in the action scenes as well as the humorous ones, and the music, classic pop hits from the 1970s and 1980s were fantastic.  Plus, a brilliant, sarcastic, talking raccoon with huge weapons?  Great entertainment.

The beginning of the movie opens well, giving just the right amount of background on Peter Quill.  As we watched this, I heard someone in the theater say “10 minutes in.  Already a better love story then Twilight”. It lets you know about each character’s background without drawing it out and boring you, it had a good pace.  And as you’ll already know if you’ve seen the previews, the five characters end up working together to try to save their galaxy from the evil forces of Ronan, a character who is bent on destroying the universe in which most of the characters live.  

Guardians of the Galaxy mixes in action sequences, touching emotional moments, and just the right amount of comedy to keep the mood positive as it delves into issues of abandonment, guilt, love, family bonds, vengeance, and the possible annihilation of billions of people.  Writer and director James Gunn puts it simply “this movie is about family”.

Short, simple, to the point.  Should you go see it?  Yes.  Enjoy it.  And then maybe see it again.  I plan to!

Have you seen it?  What did you think?  Love it or hate it?  Leave a comment below!

The Tusker House

Today marks my first blog post about a restaurant at Walt Disney World.  And to start it off, I picked my favorite buffet, the Tusker House, from Disney’s Animal Kingdom.  My family and I have been to a number of buffets at the Walt Disney World parks and resorts, but this one is probably my favorite.


The Tusker House, located in Harambe Village, on the left side as you walk in from Discovery Island, just past the Dawa Bar on your way to the new Festival of the Lion King location.  The entrance is actually in the back, which can be a bit hard to find if you’ve never been before.  It is open for breakfast (8:00am-10:55am), lunch (11:00am-3:30pm) and dinner (4:30pm-7:00pm), and is not only a buffet, but also includes character dining, with Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy.  tusker-house-restaurant-gallery04



(Yeah, Disney’s picture looks nicer than mine below…)


The interior of Tusker House is made to look like you are in an open area marketplace, with high ceilings, colorful banners, a general African feel to the building, both inside and out.  I have only eaten there for lunches, so I have not personally tried some of the dinner foods, but I love the offering at lunch.

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(The above four pics come from Disney’s website.  Really, do you think I could take those?)

Appetizers include tabbouleh, hummus and baba ganoush, Tunisian couscous salad, curried rice salad, and ‘normal’ foods, like apple walnut salad, mixed greens, cucumber salad, lunch meats cheeses and fresh fruit.  There is a vegetarian table that, even though I love meat, has some delicious foods: several varieties of couscous, samosas, tandoori and jollaf rice.  For the main dishes: seafood stew, orzo pasta, varved sirloin and pork loin, Cape Malay curry chicken, basmati rice with almonds in it, salmon filet, and root veggies, potato wedges, and mashed potatoes.  As for desserts, they have banana cinnamon bread pudding with vanilla sauce, fruit cobblers, and traditional assorted pastries and cookies.  The price is about $30 dollars a person, and for me (a 6’10″ guy with a big appetite) it’s great! My wife doesn’t eat as much as I do, but she loves the atmosphere, the corn dog nuggets from the kids menu, and thinks the characters are fun.  

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Have you been to the Tusker House?  What did you think?  I’ve heard from people that absolutely love it, and some that think the food variety is not so great, and the service is a bit slow.  Leave a comment below!

The cost of staying at Disney for a year

In my quest to figure out a possible budget for spending 365 days at Disney, one of the things my family will need is a place to stay.  While we very early on figured out that staying at an apartment will be the least expensive option, I still wanted to find out what it would cost to stay at various Walt Disney World options for one year.

Now that Disney has posted their prices for the year 2015, I can estimate what a year would cost: January 1st to December 31st.  The least expensive place to stay on property is the Fort Wilderness campsites… but given the fact that my family of four would be there, that is not at all an option.  The next best price: an All Star resort.

So what does an All-Star resort cost for 365 days? For two people, including tax: 50,415.68.



A DisneyBound Baby

If you are reading this post, you may already know about the idea of “DisneyBound”… people dressing up, not as actual characters from Disney movies, TV, cartoons, but inspired by them.  There are reddit pages, twitter accounts, facebook pages, Pinterest sites, and more where people post pictures of clothes, or of them in clothes, based on Disney characters.

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(these kinds of pictures are all over Pinterest, Reddit, Tumblr, etc!)

My wife Kayla and I had an idea.  She absolutely loves making crafts, and especially for babies.  She’s made stroller covers, diaper covers, tag blankets, quilts, wall hangings, pillows, all sorts of things.  And we thought: why not combine crafts with our love of Disney?  Kayla had never heard of DisneyBounding until recently, but thought the idea could be really neat to bring to very young children.  If we gave our 9 month old a blanket covered in Disney characters, it would be cute, yes, but what if we had a blanket for her that was ‘inspired by’ Disney characters?  Friends of ours who love Disney might come over and see an orange and black striped blanket and think Tigger, or a Red and black blanket with yellow trim and think Mickey Mouse, but our ‘normal’ friends might not catch on.

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So, we don’t have pictures of our own items YET, but Kayla is hard at work making a variety of different things.  To start with, they’ll be for our own kids, but if others like them, who knows, we may start an Etsy site.  In a few weeks, we’ll post a whole bunch of our own pictures for you to see!

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(This dress was made for @disneylizz, inspired by Snow White)

What do you think?  If you are a parent, or have friends with young kids, toddlers or infants, would you consider Disney inspired clothing, blankets, pillows, etc? Leave a comment below!

Disney Dream Jobs

I was listening to the Por Favor Podcast earlier this evening, and the were talking about Disney dream jobs.  As I heard each of their answers, I thought about what my top five dream jobs would be at Walt Disney World.


169    Really, think about it.  The person in charge of the fireworks each night?  How amazing of a job would that be?  Yes, it would be stressful working with explosives, on a program that thousands of people are going to see every night, but it would be worth it.  To be the person that loads and sets up the IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth “inferno barge”… wow.

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    I’ve always loved that the cast members are a bit creepy.  They really help to put you in the right mood for the Haunted Mansion before you even step inside.  The deadpan humor is perfect for the attraction that follows, and who wouldn’t love saying things like “please move to the DEAD center of the room” while staring, unblinkingly, at tourists.  I’m also 6’10″, which would just help me seem a little scarier as I slowly pace back and forth, inviting guests into the Mansion.


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    This is the one that I can come closest to already.  I don’t work for Disney, and I don’t get paid to give tours, but when I’m at Walt Disney World with my family, my nerdy knowledge can come out.  “Did you know that the carriage posts on Mainstreet USA are painted about 4 times a year?  Or that Pumba, from the Lion King, is the first Disney character to fart”?  (Yes, I tell different stories based on the people that I’m with)  Now if I could just get paid for my strange recollection of Disney stories and knowledge… I’d be pretty happy to get to wear a plaid vest!


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    Okay, so I’ve always wanted to be Belle.  Just kidding.  But the same movie… Gaston.  Yes, he’s a villain, yes, he’s obnoxious, rude, “positively primeval”, but he would be a great character role.  Imagine walking around New Fantasyland posing for pictures with people while sporting a huge grin, giant muscles (I’d maybe have to work on those a little bit), and clomping around in big boots.  I’m tall.  I’m rugged.  I’m handsome.  I could totally be Gaston.  (*okay, at least one of those descriptors is real…)



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    This is definitely the top job I could imagine at Walt Disney World.  To be able to think about, design, create, build, implement, etc. at WDW would be a difficult but incredibly rewarding job.  The variety of jobs Imagineer do is simply amazing, from huge projects: coming up with a new theme park, such as Animal Kingdom, to tiny details: put leaves, footprints, and other marks in the walkway to make it look old and worn.  They plan a park, and the rides inside it, and the ride vehicles, as well as designing the queue for the ride, and even traveling to far off places to buy actual ‘set pieces’ for those rides.  While there are obvious financial and physical constraints (as well as many others, I’m sure), to have a job that lets you use creativity to update or create new theme park attractions, hotels, restaurants, and many other things would be absolutely amazing.

(By the way, that picture is of Joe Rohde, lead Imagineer, and is from his Twitter account)



What do you think your top Disney dream jobs would be?  Leave a comment below!